Professional Armchair Detective

Solving crimes from the couch. Zero jurisdiction. Never wrong.

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The full couch-sleuth starter kit in one warm retro print — wingback armchair, deerstalker cap, magnifying glass, and a mug of something hot. For the friend who has watched every true-crime doc twice, pauses the episode to explain the timeline, and treats every game night like an open case.

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